The First Et of Zen Bikerism: Never Think You’re An Expert.

The lessons taught by the motorcycle are many; Ten of these shall be known as “Ets” and shall be considered fundamental to the practice of being a Zen Biker. All of them are of equal importance and form a synthesis, yet an order presents itself. This, then, is the First Et. NEVER THINK YOU ARE… Continue Reading The First Et of Zen Bikerism: Never Think You’re An Expert.

Is Zen Bikerism Right For You?

Before we discuss what Zen Bikerism is, we must first explain why it is. After that we’ll see who wants to come along for the ride. The trouble with religion–one of the troubles with religion in the modern world is that the institutions tend to take over from the sentiments which gave them rise. That,… Continue Reading Is Zen Bikerism Right For You?

Screw It, I’m Starting a New Religion

You may be wondering why I would even consider starting a new religion, considering the number already in existence. The answer is simple: I have no choice. Now, before you get your knickers knotted, I’m not about to claim that I’ve been handed the secrets of the Universe by a topless angel via a platinum… Continue Reading Screw It, I’m Starting a New Religion

Be What You Is.

This one’s gonna be quick. The title of today’s sermon is derived from something a good friend of mine shared with me way back in Junior High School. Allegedly, there is a grave marker in the Boot Hill cemetery which reads, in full: “Be what you is. Because if you is what you ain’t, then… Continue Reading Be What You Is.

A Kitten With the Voice of a God

A Kitten With the Voice of a God

A question, which sounds silly but is quite serious: If a kitten could talk, what would it sound like? Would you expect a high, squeaky voice just within the upper range of human hearing? A timid, shaky quality? A lisp so cute that it causes Type 3 diabetes? You would be wrong. I speak from… Continue Reading A Kitten With the Voice of a God